The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller
In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a [...]
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about [...]
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.
Henny Youngman
Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t [...]
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Stephen Leacock
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Beverley Nichols
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.
Thornton Wilder
Marriage [...]
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after [...]
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
George Jessel
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played [...]