Al Qaeda is still a threat. We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is going to be OK.
America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human [...]
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Mark Twain
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Brooks Atkinson
Youth is when you’re [...]
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. – Anonymous
I’m not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde – Dolly Parton
Thank God [...]
I don’t pray because I don’t want to bore God. – Orson Welles
When on the ladder of success, don’t let boys look up your dress – unknown
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time. – Willem de Kooning
Never judge a book by its movie. – JW Eagan
It’s no [...]
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Short funny quotes, Oscar Wilde.
“There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
Short funny quotes, Franklin.
“To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times.”
Short funny quotes, Mark Twain.
“The direct use of force is such a poor solution to [...]
“Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.”
Short funny quotes, Anonymous.
“Half of the people in the world are below average.”
Short funny quotes, Anonymous.
“If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!”
Short and funny quotes, Yogi Berra.
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, [...]
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope
“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.”
Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan
“I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.”
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein
“You’re not drunk if you [...]
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
Short funny quotes by, Bill Cosby
“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
Short funny quotes by, Oprah Winfrey
“I was married by a judge. I should [...]
“Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.”
Short Funny Quote by, John Peers.
“Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.”
Short and funny quote by, Lyndon B. Johnson
“You tried, and you failed, so [...]
“Hippies, hippies… they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”
Short and funny quote by, Eric Cartman.
“An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be”
Short and funny quote by, [...]