“How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn’t really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?” — Scream 2
“Tomorrow’s not just tomorrow. It’s like the future, y’know?” — She’s All That
“Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb.” — Spaceballs
“Having is [...]
Funny Movie Quotes #1
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in ‘Love and Death’
Funny Movie Quotes #2
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.
Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) in [...]
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”
- Airplane!
“Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.”
- Dark Helmet, Space Balls
“I know they were just kids…but man we beat the fuck out of them!” – Dogma
“I don’t know what to say, so I’ll just say what’s in my heart… Baboom, Baboom, [...]
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911? All [...]