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Category Archives: Computer Quotes

Computer Quotes

21-Oct-09

Wisdom is perishable. Unlike information or knowledge, it cannot be stored in a computer or recorded in a book. It expires with each passing generation.
Anonymous

At least my pencil never crashes!
Anonymous

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Ken Olson

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
There is no [...]

Computer Quotes

21-Oct-09

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Joseph Campbell
Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.
Jean Rostand
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Anonymous
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
Nicholas Negroponte
The question [...]

Computer Quotes

20-Oct-09

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. ~Edsger W. Dijkstra
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~Sydney J. Harris
There are 10 types of people in this world: [...]

Computer Quotes

20-Oct-09

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws. ~Scott Adams

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done. ~Scott Adams
Database: the information you lose when [...]

Computer Quotes

20-Oct-09

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. ~Doug Larson
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That’ll do them in. ~Author Unknown
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. ~Author Unknown
Never let a [...]